Computers.... ????

Well I`ve actually had something to do today, apart from looking for nonexsistant jobs that is, one of our sons computer gave up the ghost and only emergency resusitation would revive it.

Call for ......COMPUTER MAN !!!!!!

or Phil as we know him, we`er on friendly terms you know. The ailing box of tricks was dashed to the COMPUTER MANs cave, well shop but never mind, where he slaved night and day to save the stricken box of electronics, and joy of joys, risen from the grave, it survives,it lives, it lives, oh thank the merciful jesus, and he only charges the soul of your first born child. ( I like him you know where you are with COMPUTER MAN )

Then comes my part, my wife seems to think that I have a degree in computer science , I don`t it`s ALL guess work, but I have to reconnect the thing to the internet I swear 49 times I tried, sorry, wrong password, sorry, no connection, sorry, server is down, sorry, wrong username, sorry, you`re a bleeding idiot, eventually it took pity on me and I got the thing to connect simply by doing the same thing I`d been doing all along. I`ve wasted the whole day fooling around with a load of circuits, being unable to get help from the Virgin, and I use the word advisidly, "help" line.
I don`t know if you`ve ever tried to get help from a help line but I find it impossible, they`re busy for the next 15--20 mins all the time, it begins to make you wonder what sort of crap product you`ve bought into, if their " help" department is so busy do any of their systems work?
Any way at least I had something to do. But, question, why do I a 53 year old man appear to know more about a product, which was`nt invented when I was young, than two bright 25 year olds? who were at least taught something about them.