Yet again? Not more trouble

                          Yet Again? 
Well here we are again.... What you may say not MORE bother.
But yes yet more trouble,  we're moving, not because we want to but because we have to. But why I hear you cry they're nice guys they don't cause any trouble.  Well the rotten son of bitches that call themselves Engage Credit a, laughs ironically, mortgage company even though I earn more than enough money to pay the mortgage and to rent will cost even more they, believe it or not, won't even look at extending the mortgage or giving me a longer term bastards.  Twenty-five long long years I've struggled fought lied begged stolen and generally done anything I can think of to support this house and now I have to leave it.
Since I wrote this a couple of months have passed and we've moved out and now live in rented accommodation nice place but NOT OURS and never will be. I'm determined to buy again sometime, preferably soon.
You would think "oh moving house? stressful but it gets over. Oh no not for us every time we begin to get close the bastards, our lovable buyers, come up with another question. Now it's about the planning permission, no its alright we don't need planning permission the builder told us.  Oh yes we do, what???? Turns out that we do, oh shit,  two fucking weeks and £500 so far. Then you need permission from the lease holders, the council another £300 for a piece of paper,. Well never mind but no now we need a structural engineer's report yet another £500 and if they find out there's anything wrong with the conservatory we are completely fucked. I've run out of money now, I was just about holding our heads above water, and now? Nothing absolutely NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING . Feeling pissed off you don't know the meaning of the phrase.